This just has to be seen to believe.
Behold, the “Talking Television” T-Shirt. (Isn’t it supposed to be a Satellite?)
There’s also a womanly variant as well!
I have no clue as to why these exist, but I sure as heck hope that sales for them go a bit to me, since I’ve become a sort of advertisement. D:
(Ok, you can give some to MadHatter from the BS Zelda forums for noting this as well.)